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***Warning Profanity*** You. You know, you're the type of badass that I was susceptible to in my youth. I used to make out with my Stretch Armstrong doll, so this is, like, a full circle moment for me. === Danger. Walk away. That's a black diamond slope. === I lost a whole bunch of weight recently. Like, 70 pounds. -Wow. That's great. Yeah, it's a lot. All right, tell me something else. -On, uh...I got divorced. So, you lost, like, 200 pounds. === -Did you lose weight to gain self-confidence? No. I think I lost the weight so I could gain a better view of my perfect penis. I missed the little guy. Not little. Medium. I miss the medium guy. === Hey. How's everything going? -I'm crushing it. How's the man-harvest going? -James is so hot. My high school heart cramp has turned into a heart-on. I have a heart-on for him. I have a raging heart-on.