About an American who evidently volunteered to drive an ambulance during WWI in Italy. A shell goes off nearby where he is located so he goes to a hospital to recover. There he has relations with a naughty nurse till preggers.
He returns to the front and there is a retreat, officers such as himself are being shot so he escapes like James Bond and relocates his gal.
He hears he may get arrested for being AWOL so they decided to row boat to the safety of the Swiss.
Slow early, picks up. Swearing. Feels like junior high level writing, menu/wine list data.